A few weeks ago I asked a man what basketball was.
He looked at me and said, ”Are you serious!”
So the man, frustrated, grabbed a dictionary and pointed out the word basketball and read it out loud.
This is what the dictionary said:
Bas-ket-ball / ‘==,=/ n, often attib 1: a game played with a ball between 2 teams of 5 players, each team attempting to throw the ball through its own basket and to prevent the other team from scoring, the winner being the team that scores the most points.
Thats when I stopped him and said “NO!..thats when your wrong my friend.”The real definition for basketball is”
Bas-ket-ball / ‘==,=/ n, often attib 1: BASKETBALL, A SPORT THAT IS DOMINATED BY 5 “MEN” KNOWN AS THE COWBOYS AND THE COWBOYS CONSTANTLY THROWING THE BALL IN THE OTHER TEAMS NET AS THE OTHER TEAM STRUGGLES TO KEEP UP. THE TEAM WITH THE MOST POINTS OF COURSE WOULD BE THE COWBOYS, WINS..READ IT AND WEEP..TELL WHO EVER WROTE THE DICTIONARY TO GET HIS FACTS STRAIGHT, BECAUSE THE COWBOYS ARE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!”
Its 2011 and its time for the cowboys to be unleashed once again because its a new year, a new team, and a new season. For all the fans out their..get rowdy..get siked..get your little #1 signs ready because the number 1 team around is back with more heart and just as better as last year and if not, better. When you start hearing the the fans chant “WHOSEEE HOUSEE!” everybody shall be chanting”COWBOYSS HOUSEE!”
THE 5 STARTERS THAT WILL BE LEADING US ALL THE WAY TO DENVER THIS YEAR WILL BE
INTRODUCING OUR GUNS
THE HOTSHOT JUNIOR= TREYYYY MORRIS! (wing)
THE ALL OR NOTHING FRESHMAN= DYLANNN MOBLEY! (wing)
THIS ONE IS FOR THE LADIES..THE PRETTY BOY SENIOR= COOOLEEE STIENER!..you dont wanna miss him in action (point guard)
NOW INTRODUCING THE POWERBACK OF THE COWBOY NATION
PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR FOR THESE TWO MEN..ITS A SCARY THOUGHT IF YOU DONT.
THE MEAN MACHINE, THE ALL MUCLES, THE RYNO,THE SENIOR= RYANNN WIIXXXX! (post)
LAST BUT NOT LEAST..GOES BY THE NAME OF THE SNAKE,THE SENIOR= JAKE (THE SNAKE) NIESLANIK!!!!(post)
“Guess whos back…back again…cowboys back..tell a friend..cowboys back, cowboys back so come on out, and see whose on attack.”
song name-cowboys back
artist-eminem ft. DJ Kevin